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Post by spina on Sept 12, 2008 10:49:46 GMT
What will Bob the Builder be called when he retires
Bob.
Put your best ones here.
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Post by Mikeeee on Sept 12, 2008 18:07:14 GMT
ok heres mine(sorry blondes)
Ok a blondes on an airplane. The captain come on and says "unfortuanetly we have lost an engine", "this is ok thouh we will just be delayed a little bit and we have 3 other engines" A while later the captain come back on. "We have lost another engine. Its ok we'll just be delayed a lttle longer and we have 2 other engines." A while later the captain come back on. "We have lost another engine. Its ok we'll just be delayed a lttle longer and we have 1 other engines and this plane was designed to fly on 1 engine." Then the blonde says "if we lose that last engine. we'll be stuck up here forever"
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Post by BiTe-mE on Sept 13, 2008 15:47:41 GMT
What will Bob the Builder be called when he retires Bob. Comedy is dead. Three scientists are doing an experiment; To see how to a pig can go without pooing. So they get a pig, stuff a cork up its a-hole, and leave it a month, by then, its relatively large so none of them want to take the cork out. What do they do? Train a monkey to do it. So, a year later we have a pig the size of a house, and three scientists. One 30ft away, with a camera. One 20ft away with a clipboard. And finally, one 10ft away with a clipboard and a camera. The monkey pulls the cork out and the bloke 30ft away is up to his knees in poo, the bloke 20ft away is up to his neck in poo, and the other bloke has vanished. When they unearth him he's laughing his head off. "Why are you laughing?" they ask, and he replies, "You should have seen the monkey trying to stick that cork back in."
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Post by RabbitDrive on Sept 13, 2008 19:37:00 GMT
hehe.
A cat walks down to the pond one day and finds a tiny sausage, and walks up to it, drags it out of the pond thinking "It's my lucky day" and eats it. The next day the cat goes down to the pond again and finds a slightly larger sausage on the edge of the pond. The cat reaches into the water, slipping as she drags it out of the water, ending up a bit wet, and eats the sausage. The following day, the cat walks up to the pond expectantly, Finds the biggest sausage you have ever seen in the middle of the pond, jumps in, swims over to it, drags it onto land and eats it.
The moral of the story? The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy.
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Post by Doomsday on Sept 13, 2008 21:52:50 GMT
An old farmer had a very large pond in which tresspassers went swimming. One day, he walked out to the pond to see a bunch of College girls skinny dipping in it. "Oi, you! Get out my pond!" he shouted. "Only if you turn around, we're not coming out and letting you see us naked!" one of the girls shouted back. The farmer didn't move. "I told you! turn around or we're not coming out!" They continued. The farmer did not move but instead turned and said, "I can wait, I'm only here to feed the crocodile." The girls screamed and ran out of the pond forgetting their clothes.
Proof that old men can still think on their feet.
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Post by spina on Sept 14, 2008 9:24:51 GMT
Haha.
Little Johnny pays a visit to the pet shop
"I want a rabbit". Johnny says
"Oh yes, now would you like a nice fluffy black one, or a cute white one?" the clerk asks
"I don't think my python really gives a shit." Johnny says.
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Post by Zam on Sept 15, 2008 15:35:26 GMT
hehe. A cat walks down to the pond one day and finds a tiny sausage, and walks up to it, drags it out of the pond thinking "It's my lucky day" and eats it. The next day the cat goes down to the pond again and finds a slightly larger sausage on the edge of the pond. The cat reaches into the water, slipping as she drags it out of the water, ending up a bit wet, and eats the sausage. The following day, the cat walks up to the pond expectantly, Finds the biggest sausage you have ever seen in the middle of the pond, jumps in, swims over to it, drags it onto land and eats it. The moral of the story? The bigger the sausage, the wetter the p*ssy. AHAHA a bit dirty dont you think?
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Post by RabbitDrive on Sept 15, 2008 17:20:43 GMT
Naaa.
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Post by Doomsday on Sept 15, 2008 17:48:43 GMT
Nothing's to dirty if it's by RabbitDrive.
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Post by RabbitDrive on Sept 15, 2008 18:26:11 GMT
O___O What are you insinuating?
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