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Post by spina on Sept 23, 2008 5:38:31 GMT
Australia.
Britain's got Gary Glitter, we've got some backbench MP.
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Post by Doomsday on Sept 23, 2008 15:48:50 GMT
Lol, Australia has MPs now, what is the world coming to.
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Post by Dee Cee on Sept 23, 2008 16:02:12 GMT
Australia. Britain's got Gary Glitter, we've got some backbench MP. hahaha Gary Glitter is a paedo!!! ;D If you go on to www.cherubforums.com and click on 'current events and serious stuff' and click on 'Gary Glitter II' you will see my GG rhyme
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Post by spina on Sept 24, 2008 12:25:59 GMT
We have them because we have you're system cause we have to stay loyal to the queen, pretty much like a servant running around.
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Post by Doomsday on Sept 27, 2008 10:11:43 GMT
New joke curtosy of some guy who went to see 'Live at the Apollo':
A man is found drowned in a lake with a chelsea shirt on, a skirt, fishnet stockings and a sex toy shoved up his rear end. The police decided to remove the chelsea shirt to avoid any embarassment for the family.
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Post by spina on Oct 1, 2008 13:44:10 GMT
Aha, we have a variant of that in Australia, instead it's a political figure found dead with a collingwood jumper on.
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Post by Doomsday on Oct 1, 2008 15:17:14 GMT
I don't get it...
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Post by Zam on Oct 1, 2008 15:52:42 GMT
New joke curtosy of some guy who went to see 'Live at the Apollo': A man is found drowned in a lake with a chelsea shirt on, a skirt, fishnet stockings and a sex toy shoved up his rear end. The police decided to remove the chelsea shirt to avoid any embarassment for the family. thats a great one
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Post by harmony on Oct 1, 2008 16:53:03 GMT
ok a *clean* joke
cowboy rides into town and goes to the saloon to wash the dust from his throat
he orders a whisky
then another whisky
he's just downing his third whisky when he realises the place is empty apart from himself and the bartender
"where is everyone?" demands the cowboy
"gone to the hanging" replies the bartender
"oh who they hanging?"
"brown paper pete!"
"brown paper pete!?" says the cowboy "what in tarnation is that for a name?"
"you musta heard of brown paper pete, mister" says the barman "hes the most ornery outlaw hereabouts: "he wears a stetson made outo brown paper "he wears a kneckerchief made outa brown paper "he wears a shirt made outa brown paper "he wears pants made outa brown paper "why even his boot is made outa brown paper"
"right" says the cowboy "what they hanging him for"
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"rustling!"
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Post by BiTe-mE on Oct 2, 2008 14:45:17 GMT
New joke curtosy of some guy who went to see 'Live at the Apollo': A man is found drowned in a lake with a chelsea shirt on, a skirt, fishnet stockings and a sex toy shoved up his rear end. The police decided to remove the chelsea shirt to avoid any embarassment for the family. *glares* A tramp walks into a bar and asks for a sp**n. The barman is slightly befuddled but hands over the sp**n. Two mintues later, another tramp come in, asking for a sppon too. He gets the sp**n and leaves. After ten minutes, the barman has given out a fair amount of sp**ns to a fair amount of tramps. Another tramp comes into the bar. "Sp**n?" Asks the barman, tiredly. "Nope, a straw plase." Says the tramp. The bar man hands over the straw and then asks, "So why are there a load of people asking me for sp**ns? And why do you need a straw?" The stramp merely scratches his beard, and, on his way out says, "Someone threw up outside, and all the good bits are gone." EDIT: You beeped out SP00N?!?! Is Ben to blame?
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