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Post by louis on Sept 6, 2008 13:33:21 GMT
hello this is your bus driver , there is a bomb onboard
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Post by Doomsday on Sept 6, 2008 14:24:37 GMT
"Next stop, the retirement home full of old frail ladies that need a seat."
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Post by Operation Barbosa on Sept 6, 2008 15:40:02 GMT
"Ladies and gentlemen, please do not panic. Your driver is just having a heart attack."
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Post by Dan on Sept 6, 2008 15:54:58 GMT
Driver over the speaker,
"Does anyone know where there are any good Alcohol rehabilitation clinics around here?" - Said in slurred voice.
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Post by Operation Barbosa on Sept 6, 2008 16:44:15 GMT
*gunshot* *skidding tyres* *crash*
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Post by forza21 on Sept 6, 2008 17:07:51 GMT
^^ Lol
erm...
"Goddammit, where's the 'pull' tab?"
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Post by RabbitDrive on Sept 6, 2008 17:30:11 GMT
"The wheels on the bus go round and round, round an round, round and round, The wheels on the bus go round and round all day long" *Boom* "Scratch That"
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Post by forza21 on Sept 6, 2008 17:32:13 GMT
Is that personal message from Slipknot's Phycosocial?
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Post by RabbitDrive on Sept 6, 2008 17:36:37 GMT
Yep
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Post by Doomsday on Sept 6, 2008 18:01:00 GMT
"Right, so you want to go to Lakeside. Where's that again?" - Bus Driver.
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